BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candidate John McCain has just run an ad that is truthful. Many have speculated that his ads are misleading at best, and outright lies at worst. His latest advertisement should put these claims to rest. The truth is there for everyone to see at the start of the ad, when the candidate himself says "I'm John McCain and I approve this message". This should end the vicious rumors, as it has been confirmed that this is indeed John McCain's voice. Moreover, Federal election campaign laws, (which John McCain was instrumental in authoring) require a candidate to state that he or she (I don't want to be sexist here and incur the wrath of the McCain campaign) does approve of an advertisement for a Federal elected office. There are other sources who say, off the record, that this particular level of "truthiness" (thank you Steven Colbert) can be seen in other John McCain ads, though this has not been confirmed. Stay tuned for further developments.